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When I was little I had recurring dreams of giant...
I would lock the door, but they were so strong they would burst in, their giant pinchers greedily snapping at the thought of my tastey little girl bones. These dreams were so real, that I assumed these cat-ants really existed, so one day in my kindergarden class, I was warning my innocent peers of these ferocious beasts, when my teacher said, (rather loudly) ”There is no such thing, but...
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I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but I don’t know who the fuck anyone is.
– Bill Murray (via itnumberpi) (via m-reveur, dirtygondola)
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My first impulsive internet shopping breakdown was...
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